When and When Not to be Blowin' Up

We always recommend that you be Blowin' Up as much as possible, but here are some of our favorite spots to be Blowin' Up.

Top Places to be Blowin' Up

1. With Celebrities - Any celebrity will do, but D-list celebrities like Emanuel Lewis are perfect.
2. With Landmarks - Mount Rushmore, the Great Wall of China, or the Pyramids will work nicely.
3. Sporting Events - Preferably with the team mascot.
4. Weddings - Extra points if it is with the bride.
5. With any hot girls - The more the better.

While we do highly suggest that you be Blowin' Up Worldwide, we recommend against Blowin' up in the following places:

Top Places NOT to be Blowin' Up

1. Airports - It might sound crazy, but airports tend to frown on anything that references "Blowin' Up". For example, NEVER say "I'm about to be blowin' up on this plane".
2. Church or any other religious establishment - NEVER, NEVER say something like "If I didn't know any better, I would say that Jesus appears to be Blowin' up".
3. Anywhere near the President - Rule of thumb, never be Blowin' up within 500 feet of the commander in chief.
4. Funerals - It's just in bad taste.